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AKA, a library of my brain. Mostly text pages for thoughts, reviews, etc. I grew up reading opinionated "article" pages on pop culture themed or personal sites, so I tend to follow that kind of format. I am routinely rude as a bit (sometimes unintentionally - please be patient with me!), but I don't mean any harm or offense. Unless you're mad, then I'm completely sincere.
Pages marked with a 
are my personal favorites.
Articles - Filler - Journal
Articles
Things that are long or took a lot of time to put together. Sorted newest-to-oldest; Mind the quality on older stuff.
2024
Was MLP G3 really that bad? (humor, opinion, retrospective)
Was Hazbin Hotel really that bad? (opinion, humor)
Favorite classic Neopets designs (retrospective, opinion)
Wait, there was a Fire Emblem anime?! (retrospective)
2023
Drive-by review: Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (opinion)
G2: The forgotten MLP generation? (humor, retrospective)
One year of HARDMACHINE (retrospective, personal, politics)
Memorable Pokemon CoTDs (humor, opinion, retrospective)
Wow, She Is Literally Me! (humor, personal)
So what's the deal with the Skullgirls controversy? (opinion, humor, politics)
Was MLP:FIM episode 100 really that bad? (humor, retrospective, opinion)
Formative Childhood Stories (humor, retrospective, personal)
Fire Emblem Engage thoughts (opinion, humor)
2022
Equestria Girls Retrospective (opinion, humor, retrospective)
Ash Ketchum Shipping Alignments + Other Pokemon Shipping (humor, retrospective)
Super Milk-Chan (retrospective, personal)
Filler
High effort shitposts, very elaborate bits, or things written in a shorter span of time.
2024
Drive-by review: Order a Pizza (opinion)
Drive-by review: Puzzle Puppers (opinion)
Drive-by review: Bubbles the Cat (opinion)
2023
My Shiny Pokemon Collection (other, download)
Squirrel Essay (educational)
Ratphobia in the media (humor, educational)
On "Mascots" (humor, weird, educational)
Capycore/Mecore (personal, weird)
Creachur Hoard (humor, weird)
2022
Hot Carbuncle Takes (humor, weird)
ongoing
My collections + Odd store finds (other, compilation)
Journal
Here I drop my hilarious Slim Shady-esque persona and get mundane. Boring! You're out of your mind if you want to see this, but your nosy ass probably will anyway.